So I have the flu. And apparently, people get shots for that sort of thing...who knew?
Back aches, tired, throat hurts like a MOTHERfather, sinuses HATE me, I could go on...
...but wait-there's more!
For just 19.95 the flu also comes with...a twisted ankle!
But since I called in the last 5 minutes, I get...a cold sore, too!
I feel like I just won the lottery. Shirley Jackson's lottery.
>:<
The only thing that keeps me feeling COMPLETELY sorry for myself is that M is talking to me again (offered me tea and honey last night, actually) and my shower is purple (more on that later)
WHINE
WHIIIIIIIIINE WHINE WHINE!
*pout* *cough*
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