IFEELPRESSURE

To get a job.

Possibilities:

1. Cryptological Linguist in the Army (for the G.I. Bill)

2. Flight Attendant for United Arab Emirates Airline (for the outfits)



Drawbacks:

1. I have about 11 medical conditions (some surprisingly silly) that very well may keep me out of the military

2. It is apparently harder to become a flight attendant than to get into medical school.